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PostPosted: March 9th, 2023, 6:52 pm 
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I thought I'd write another song parody.


(And now, the six ghastly demons in the containment unit, in their rendition of the Dark Spirit Tango.)

Sandman: Sleep!
Killerwatt: Zap!
Ghash: Eat!
Wat: No way!
Samhain: Festivities!
Boogieman: Egon!

Sandman: Sleep!
Killerwatt: Zap!
Ghash: Eat!
Wat: No way!
Samhain: Festivities!
Boogieman: Egon!

Sandman: Sleep!
Killerwatt: Zap!
Ghash: Eat!
Wat: No way!
Samhain: Festivities!
Boogieman: Egon!

Sandman: Sleep!
Killerwatt: Zap!
Ghash: Eat!
Wat: No way!
Samhain: Festivities!
Boogieman: Egon!

All: They had it coming.
They had it coming.
They only had themselves to blame.
If you'd had been there,
If you'd had seen it;
I betcha you would have done the same!

Sandman: Sleep!
Killerwatt: Zap!
Ghash: Eat!
Wat: No way!
Samhain: Festivities!
Boogieman: Egon!

Sandman: So, you know how humans are always fighting wars?
Well, I had the perfect solution: put them all to sleep!
So, I start putting all the New Yorkers to sleep, but then the Ghostbusters came.
I actually managed to put most of them to sleep, but who spoiled it? Winston!
He managed to get his stupid receptionist,
To lock me in here... in her sleep!

All: They had it coming.
They had it coming.
They only had themselves to blame.
If you'd had been there,
If you'd had seen it;
I betcha you would have done the same!

Killerwatt: These humans make delicious electricity,
And it makes ghosts like me powerful!
So can you blame me for wanting it all?
All I did was cause a few power cuts, and possess a few appliances.
It really wasn't that big a deal, but not only did the humans whine about it,
They sent over those guys and their pet ghost!
Some people just can't let things slide!

All: They had it coming.
They had it coming,
For making all of those machines.
Yes, sure we used them;
And we abused them,
But how can you say that we were mean?

Ghash: Now, I'm summoning all the poltergeists,
And eating them all up for dinner, minding my own business,
And in storm the Ghostbusters in an irrational rage.
"You've eaten our pet!" they said.
They were crazy, and they kept on screaming, "You've eaten our pet!".
And then they trapped me in here.
Along with the ones I tried to eat.

All: If you'd have been there,
If you'd have seen it,
I betcha you would've done the same!

Wat: *speaks in a demon language*
Ghash: But did you do it?
Wat: No way! Not guilty!

Samhain I am the spirit of Halloween, so why can't I do my festivities year-round?
One Halloween, I decided to try to do just that: I decided to make it always night time.
Light is such a pain anyway; and I thought that if it was always night,
Then that would be perfect conditions for eternal Halloween!
Too bad the humans didn't agree that eternal Halloween would be fun.
They had those Ghostbusters shine their stupid lights at me and trap me here.

All: They had it coming.
They had it coming.
They had it coming all along. (For making all of those machines)
They say I'm crazy, and that I'm evil (Yes, sure we used them, and we abused them)
But how could you say that I was wrong? (But how can you say that we were mean?)

Boogieman: I hate Egon Spengler more than I can possibly say.
He wasn't so bad when he was a kid; he was fine then.
He gave me all the fear I wanted.
But when he grew up, he got braver, and got those friends and those fancy toys.
And not only did he defeat me once;
He had the audacity to do it twice!

All: That dirty, geeky, crafty man!
That dirty, geeky, crafty man!

They had it coming.
They had it coming.
They had it coming all along!
Yes, sure we used them,
And we abused them,
But how could they say that we were wrong?

They had it coming.
They had it coming.
They only had themselves to blame.
If you'd had been there,
If you'd had seen it;
I betcha you would have done the same!

Sandman: It's time to go to bed, mortals!
Killerwatt: I eat your power!
Gash: Poltergeists are yummy!
Wat: *speaks in demon language*
Samhain: I wanted Halloween year-round!
Boogieman: Egon's a spoilsport!

All: I betcha you would have done the same!


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PostPosted: March 10th, 2023, 11:00 am 
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And the moral of the story is:

Don't mess with the Ghostbusters.
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